Relationship Status: wtf.

Oh hey, I can answer that question confidently now... you know, the one about if I'm single or not? The answer is a definite yes now.

Two blogs, one day. I'm handling things poorly. How did I manage to mess up so badly this time? Back to a normal bitching point..

Relationships.. it always seems that the wrong people fall in love with me, and I hate to say it like that because I sound so stuck up and conceited, but it's the absolute truth.

In the fine words of a Mr. Dallas Green,

"So, why does it seem that every time I turn around somebody falls in love with me? This has never been my sole intention, and I have never claimed to have patents on such inventions."

..and the ones I'm all about are just so out of reach. The wrong people are falling in love with me, and every one of them says "But you're my soulmate!" No. If I were your soulmate, you'd be mine, and I know you're not, because I don't love you. End of story.

I'm floating off topic here. I seriously fucked up this time, and now I'm completely alone. I hurt one person, and then put a pin in the dream balloon of another. So what now? Binge drinking, sex with exes, and trips to far away places? Damn, I wish I were lacking a soul that much.. maybe partially, but not completely.. it just seems like the logical next step for someone who's shot themselves in both feet.

What the hell am I even talking about now? I should go home and go to bed.